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The Quirky Quill

Your weekly dose of randomness, satire, and laughter, where every issue is a delightful surprise!

Supervillain Dr. Doom’s Permit Denied – Florida’s New Law Targets Evil Weather Machines

Jun 23, 2025

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4 min read

Supervillain Dr. Doom’s Permit Denied – Florida’s New Law Targets Evil Weather Machines

Satire on laws, life & evil lair permits.

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Remigration, Because ‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Didn’t Test Well With Focus Groups

Jun 16, 2025

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4 min read

Remigration, Because ‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Didn’t Test Well With Focus Groups

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Silence Your Inner Drill Sergeant - The Shockingly Calm Way to Make Kids Listen

Jun 13, 2025

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5 min read

Silence Your Inner Drill Sergeant - The Shockingly Calm Way to Make Kids Listen

Without Sounding Like a Banshee on Espresso

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Jesus' DEI Gospel

Jun 12, 2025

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3 min read

Jesus' DEI Gospel

Why Banning It Betrays Him

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Breaking: Hell Has Better Customer Service Than Comcast

Jun 11, 2025

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6 min read

Breaking: Hell Has Better Customer Service Than Comcast

Hell's Yelp Reviews Are Surprisingly Positive (And Other Things Your Pastor Won't Tell You)

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
How a Condiment Crisis Became the Weirdest Manufactured Political National Emergency

Jun 10, 2025

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5 min read

How a Condiment Crisis Became the Weirdest Manufactured Political National Emergency

The President Declares National Emergency Crisis that only he can solve

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
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