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Sir Thomas Goodwin

Dosages of randomness, satire, and laughter, where every posting is a delightful surprise!

Supervillain Dr. Doom’s Permit Denied – Florida’s New Law Targets Evil Weather Machines

Jun 23, 2025

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4 min read

Supervillain Dr. Doom’s Permit Denied – Florida’s New Law Targets Evil Weather Machines

Satire on laws, life & evil lair permits.

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Remigration, Because ‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Didn’t Test Well With Focus Groups

Jun 16, 2025

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4 min read

Remigration, Because ‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Didn’t Test Well With Focus Groups

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Silence Your Inner Drill Sergeant - The Shockingly Calm Way to Make Kids Listen

Jun 13, 2025

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5 min read

Silence Your Inner Drill Sergeant - The Shockingly Calm Way to Make Kids Listen

Without Sounding Like a Banshee on Espresso

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Jesus' DEI Gospel

Jun 12, 2025

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3 min read

Jesus' DEI Gospel

Why Banning It Betrays Him

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Breaking: Hell Has Better Customer Service Than Comcast

Jun 11, 2025

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6 min read

Breaking: Hell Has Better Customer Service Than Comcast

Hell's Yelp Reviews Are Surprisingly Positive (And Other Things Your Pastor Won't Tell You)

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
How a Condiment Crisis Became the Weirdest Manufactured Political National Emergency

Jun 10, 2025

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5 min read

How a Condiment Crisis Became the Weirdest Manufactured Political National Emergency

The President Declares National Emergency Crisis that only he can solve

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
F99.7 Trump-Like Personality Imitation Syndrome (TLPIS)

Jun 5, 2025

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3 min read

F99.7 Trump-Like Personality Imitation Syndrome (TLPIS)

DSM-5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition) Official Mental Diagnosis Disorder of Trump-Like Personality Imitation Syndrome (TLPIS) Satire

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Think Like a Bond Villain (But Funnier) to Neutralize Annoying Humans

Jun 4, 2025

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5 min read

Think Like a Bond Villain (But Funnier) to Neutralize Annoying Humans

CLICK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR RAGE.

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin

Political Commentary

10 Ways Trump’s Authoritarian Playbook Is a Cut-and-Paste Job from History’s Worst Monsters

Jun 3, 2025

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4 min read

10 Ways Trump’s Authoritarian Playbook Is a Cut-and-Paste Job from History’s Worst Monsters

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
The Man Who Turned Tupperware into a Culinary Adventure

Dec 26, 2024

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7 min read

The Man Who Turned Tupperware into a Culinary Adventure

Introducing Leftovers Larry, coming to a city near you soon

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
You Won’t Believe How Emotionally Sensitive Men Really Are!

Dec 17, 2024

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7 min read

You Won’t Believe How Emotionally Sensitive Men Really Are!

The Truth Will Shock You!

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
Are You Surrounded by Deceit?

Dec 11, 2024

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11 min read

Are You Surrounded by Deceit?

11 Hidden Traits of Untrustworthy People You Need to Know

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin
The Great Banana massacre of 1928

Nov 26, 2024

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8 min read

The Great Banana massacre of 1928

When Bad Fruit Went Rogue

Sir Thomas Goodwin
Sir Thomas Goodwin

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